: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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