Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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