Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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