at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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