im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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