Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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