Don't you send me to vm
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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