Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There r osticjed everywhere
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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