she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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