awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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