I wish I could punch you in the face.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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