who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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