i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Randomize
