I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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