Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Can I color on your dick again?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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