i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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