And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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