Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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