just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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