omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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