So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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