I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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