I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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