she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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