Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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