Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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