I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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