So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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