Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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