all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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