i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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