Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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