if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This is my gift to your gina
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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