This girl is more easily done than said...
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
