this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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