Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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