just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
only you would photoshop your dick
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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