You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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