She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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