His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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