We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am midnight drunk by noon
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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