Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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