just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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