its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
operation have a gay friend backfired
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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