We're facebook friends in real life
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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