Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Shame - the story of my life.
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