So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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