VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
