standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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