My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Sorry my hands just texted you
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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