i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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