The maid of honor just puked.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
well you can't waste a boner
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Gay?
German.
Pity.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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