i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
