my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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