And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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