My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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